Google TV

Thank you, Google [GTV] for having the decency to begin the process of diligently explaining your master plan of systematically infiltrating and controlling every aspect of our lives. Up until this point, we all knew it was happening but couldn't quite put our fingers on it. Well throw that proverbial baby out with the bathwater, because Google has once again flexed its muscles in unveiling its most recent technological supplement: Google TV. Looks like all of those reconnaissance missions under the guise of Google Earth have provided the much needed confirmation that the people are finally ready to have YouTube streamlined to their faces while they sit back on their couches. Thank you, Google. Once again you've managed to improve the efficiency of our laziness. The pesky extra effort it took to walk from the living room to bedroom to grab the laptop had begun to pose a serious threat of light perspiration.